Right.

Huge fuck you to the Cashin Hall UMass Amherst RA on duty at midnight on 1/27/08 who refuses to check me in even though I'm an out of state student who only could manage to get in at midnight (CA is 3,000 miles away you dumb fuck) and was fucking lazy enough to suggest I "go to a hotel."

Are you serious?

All it takes is for you to walk down stairs, sign a paper and give me a key. You were clearly wide awake and watching TV on your fucking fat ass.

You are officially the piece of shit for 2008. Congrats.

Update: Bonnie is the best fucking person in the goddamn world. RA of the year for 2008.